dear little meat,

dear little meat,

(my sistas and i call niki little meat

because her middle name is "mignon" as in the fillet.)

im sure new york's juicy red apple is

dishing you some great grub,shows and anthro & all,

but plan b sure misses your spirit fingers

and over exaggerated reactions to stories we tell.

im also sure the street that neighbors us also misses you. you know why.

we've been counting down the days till your arrival in the happiest valley

of the entire mountain west region.

we're down to five.

i think we can hold the fort down while you stay

away a little longer. just make it fast.

we love you.

sincerely,

plan b & their queen.... me .

p.s. i owe you 2 fiber one bars.

but you did steal half of my kirkland water.

but i'll still repay you.

smooches.