a patch of pumpkins.

two weeks ago, maybe three. the sistas and i made our way through

thanksgiving points pumpkin patch for free. how so you ask? well we accidently

walked in through the exit. no worries. karma hit when the pumpkins were $15.

come again? so we took a snap shot of proof that we went to a patch of pumpkins

and drove back to the valley and found ourselves digging in macy's grocery store.

we found ourselves four beauties. 5 bucks each with 3 buck carving kits.

came home, worked vigorously on our boys, broke 2-3 carving knives,

forgot to bake the pumpkin seeds,

and realized we carved pumpkins 3-4 weeks

before halloween meaning the rotting session will occur

in three days. shizam.

long story short. our pumpkins were the best thing that has happened

to all of us. we were pretty proud of our products.

so proud, we displayed them in our front windows.

lit them for the world to see, patted ourselves on the backed

and called it a night.

unfortunately, an uproar occurred at plan b the following night.

while nik and i were taking out the trash, we were speaking to maris from the windows, and well.... to be funny maris dangled niks anthro-like pumpkin out the window threatening to drop it. of course maris would never do such a thing, but the anthro-pumpkin was so frail and fragile that it snapped.

right before niks eyes.

splat. murder. death.

nik shrieked.

i instantly went into fetal position in fear

that i would wet myself right then and there.

before i know it, nik is hauling butt up three flights of stairs.

goes straight to the window, picks up maris pumpkin and

chucks it with such anger and might.

once again, i can no longer stand the insanity.

marissa is now found on the ground screaming bloody murder.

ive never witnessed anything so dramatic in my life.

i was eating the whole commotion up.

the death of two pumpkins didn't matter.

mine and kristi's were rotten by sunup.

i wished i smashed mine like a physco.

any hoo. happy spook season!