whatever.

i just want to begin this "whatever" post with the fact that i think i have really great looking parents. i mean really, they sizzle.

a modern doris day married to a silver fox.

ah-yep.

besides that kind note, these two superstars are on a cruise right now.

without me.

and no invitation.

so in behalf of their absence on easter, and their sailing of the sea i said,

"whatever, i'll just treat myself and dine at the Grand American easter buffet in downtown salt lake city."

and that i did.

and i felt like true royalty.

and really bloated afterwards.

so take that donna and brian.

i dont need no royal Caribbean cruise line to feel a dash of royalty.

my buffet was a dynasty. oh yes in deed.

p.s. this is merely a joke. im really not mad about the cruise thing. but i really did eat at the grand american easter brunch buffet. i dont joke about that kind of stuff.